thefuuuucomics:

a sentence i thought i would never read in my life

life-gets-bad-sometimes:

qonorrhea:

text posts are like children
you delete the ones that dont succeed

what

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bible-jpg:

i just realised jesus faked his death for more followers

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sammys-hair-and-deans-bowlegs:

phoenix-is-so-done:

lifeofohwell:

whyisntdanonfire:

i-ship-it-for-the-bitches:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

peruvian-whovian:

#I DONT EVEN WATCH THIS SHOW AND THAT HURT



thanks Satan

*metatron, we like satan

Our fandom is fucked up.



reblogging for the millionth time for that new gif at the end lol
mistermort:

MARC JACOBS SS14 COLE MOHR

rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

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toastdurr:

wallabyvvay:

dancelilithdance:

toastdurr:

ironicbaking:

toastdurr:

"ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ "

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i thought this was me at first and i was really confused

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omg hi

WE’RE MULTIPLYING

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uhhhhhhh

thIS WAS A POST ABOUT BRA STRAPS 

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farts-on-fire-tonight:

isn’t it funny how band members have flaws that we hate in ourselves, like pimples or double chins but we love them nontheless because they’re just so great? do you ever wonder if people see us the way we see band members - flawless?

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